Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Godzilla (2014)

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Godzilla (2014) DVD ~ Aaron Taylor-Johnson


4.0 out of 5 stars Getting the big things right, May 28, 2014

This review is from: Godzilla (2014) (DVD)

First, the good things: “Godzilla” has learned from its predecessors to nail all the elements that King of All Monsters true to his origins. He’s big, he fights monsters, and yes he breathes radioactive flames. It seems Godzilla and other giant prehistoric beasts like him feed off radiation and emit electromagnetic pulses, which has the dual effect of making the monster modern and uniquely immune to modern tactics.



But this is a movie interested in going beyond Godzilla’s story to tell our own: through Hurricane Katrina, the Northeast Black Out of 2003, and the 2011 Tohoku earthquake/tsunami/Fukushima nuclear accident. Taken separately, any one of those mass horrors would be inconceivable. But now Godzilla seems comforting in comparison, a convenient scapegoat for why bad things happen to good people.



“Godzilla” humanizes the titular monster by bringing his presence down to human scale; forget his atomic breath, tidal waves wreak havoc when he steps out of the ocean. The Brody family is at the center of it all, first with atomic plant supervisor Joe (Bryan Cranston) and his wife Sandra (Juliette Binoche) and then later with their adult son Ford (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), an explosive ordinance disposal officer. But we we’re watching the movie to see monsters fight, and after a long series of teases where Godzilla retreats into the massive debris clouds, we finally get some kaiju action.



Godzilla’s foe is a Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism (MUTO) that has the aforementioned appetite and powers of a monster feeding off the radiation of the Earth deep below ground. This means that any nuclear weapon a tasty snack for pregnant MUTOs (there’s a breeding pair) to consume, which makes them very interested in human affairs. What ensues is a game of nuclear football between the American military, the MUTOs, and Godzilla.



Along the way Ken Watanabe as Ishiro Sedrizawa stares cryptically into space while muttering about alpha predators and the natural world, the military fires uselessly at 300+ feet tall monsters, and two critters that look an awful lot like Cloverfield often pop up out of nowhere. There are moments where “Godzilla” stretches the bounds of the realistic terror it tries to impose -- like when an explosive ordinance disposal officer knows how to perform a HALO drop – but then we hear that Godzilla roar and all is forgiven. This is a reboot worthy of the franchise.



Sunday, May 18, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Seoni (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Seoni (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars I would have thought Seoni was a druid, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Seoni (1) Miniature (Toy)

At first glance, I would have thought Seoni was a druid. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but it might have something to do with the flowing attire and staff she's wielding. Wielding a staff usually the figure is a caster, but since she doesn't have a broad-brimmed hat or flowing robes, druid seems like the next logical choice. No matter, Bob Ridolfi's sculpt follows Wayne Reynold's (WAR) art closely, although in fact she's in a far more dynamic than WAR's.



As always, WAR has a lot of sleeves that cover wrists and ankles and seem impractically attached. This isn't obvious when Seoni stands still, but in a pose like this miniature, it looks like her clothes might just slough off her any second.



Despite those quibbles, Seoni's pose makes her an interesting miniature that stands out from the typical sorceresses and druid types.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Valeros (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Valeros (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars his massive mug keeps smacking him in the groin, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Valeros (1) Miniature (Toy)

Valeros is angry. Bobby Jackson's sculpt makes it clear that he wants to kill somebody with his longsword and short blade. His picture is considerably less dynamic than this sculpt, which shows a pensive Valeros thinking about drinking. The sculpt is definitely post-drink, and it's highly likely the reason that Valeros is so mad is his massive mug keeps smacking him in the groin.



This is one of those cases were the sculpt is an improvement over the original art. Despite his impractical attire (Valeros will use two blades but not put his mug in a safe place), it's a fun sculpt.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Amiri, Iconic Female Human Barbarian

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Amiri, Iconic Female Human Barbarian by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars nothing about her that screams barbarian, May 18, 2014


Amiri is one of Pathfinder's many iconic characters, picking up where Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 left off. Iconics have been sorely lacking of late, and they embody an opportunity to easily summarize what a class or race is all about just by looking at them. And Amiri's case, it's apparently watching a lot of anime.



Amiri, created by Wayne Reynolds (WAR), has all the trademarks of WAR, including a lack of visible ankles or wrists. She wears impractical piecemeal armor that leaves her stomach vulnerable, which seems like a bad idea -- but it's okay, she's a barbarian. The real issue though isn't her poor clothing choice but her massive blade that's bigger than her.



Amiri's not a bad sculpt, but there's nothing about her that screams barbarian. That's not the fault of the sculpt so much as WAR's, but it still makes for a curious sculpt.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Beetle Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Beetle Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Painting them blue and gold certainly made them look cool., May 18, 2014


The scarab beetle swarm isn't all that common -- it's a staple of mummy bad guys everywhere. So while it's a welcome sculpt, it suffers from the same problem all of Reaper's "swarm" sculpts have -- it's not large enough to qualify as a swarm. Additionally, there's not really much of a need for scarab beetle swarms.



Painting them blue and gold certainly made them look cool.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Not a great sculpt and too small to be very useful, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New (Toy)

This sculpt, like the spider swarm, suffers from the same problem: it's too small to stand in as a swarm. Swarms are ten-foot square in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5, so you'd need four to create a suitable swarm and you unfortunately only get two. The rats are suitably detailed, if a little chaotic -- it can become difficult when painting the swarm as to where one rat's tail ends and another begins.



Not a great sculpt and too small to be very useful.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Spider Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Spider Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Adorable, May 18, 2014


The first problem with any swarms in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 is that they are all ten-feet square. This means that all miniatures that are swarms are not as large as they should be, because 1) the sculptor probably got tired, and 2) it's a solid mass of costly plastic/metal to create the miniature. In short, most miniatures fall far short of being suitable for use in D&D.



This spider swarm doesn't deviate from that formula. As a swarm, it's only 1-inch. But it's filled with cute spiders of all sorts, including one little spider piggybacking on a larger one. For a spider swarm, it's rather adorable.



Not particularly scary, not the right size, but a fun sculpt nonetheless.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Vermin - Beetles MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Beetles MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars What do you mean they don't spit fire?, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Vermin - Beetles MINT/New (Toy)

There is a distinct lack of fire beetle miniatures, despite the fact that they are one of the most numerous first-level adversaries that player characters face. There's so many things that make fire beetles interesting, not the least of which being that they spit fire...



"What? Fire beetles have nothing to do with fire? Why do they call them "fire" beetles then? No? Okay, well, at least they could be an interesting paint job. Surely there's several fire beetle miniatures...Just a stag beetle? A celestial stag beetle? Never mind then."



It seems most miniature publishers avoid creating beetles because you can probably buy plastic beetles as toys. And if I'm honest with myself there's nothing about these beetles that makes them fiery. In fact, they almost look like spiders. But they're suitable medium-sized beetles for any first-level dungeon.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Spiders MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Spiders MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars they lose points for being unbased, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Vermin - Spiders MINT/New (Toy)

The spiders that were included as part of the Reaper Bones Kickstarter were originally part of the Dungeon Vermin set, but they don't look quite the same. For one, the spiders are not on any sort of base. This is curious, as these miniatures are one of the few that aren't based in some way -- I glued them to medium-sized 1-inch bases. For another, the spiders are rearing up with their two forelegs in an aggressive stance, which differs from the placid-looking spiders that are part of the Dungeon Vermin set. Given the choice, I prefer the aggressive spider sculpt.



I painted these spiders poisonous colors, but they lose points for being unbased.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Vermin - Scorpions MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Scorpions MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars I have no idea what a dust scorpion is, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Vermin - Scorpions MINT/New (Toy)

I have no idea what a dust scorpion is. I like to think that it's probably something foreigners who aren't native to the desert call scorpions, because they crawl around in the sand (AKA dust). Despite their curious name, there's definitely a distinct lack of normal-looking scorpions. Your choices from the Dungeons & Dragons miniature line include the much-too-large Hellstinger Scorpion, the bright purple medium-sized Stormclaw Scorpion, and the large Fiendish Monstrous Scorpion. Is a normal scorpion too much to ask?



Reaper Bones' Dust Scorpion is the answer. You get two, they're medium-sized, and you can paint them whatever color you like.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Horace Action Jackson (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Horace Action Jackson (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars Maybe we'll just call him Action, May 18, 2014


A long time ago there was a movie featuring Carl Weathers -- who shot to fame when he famously faced off against Rocky Balboa as Apollo Creed -- titled "Action Jackson." And it was awesome, not the least of which because it included Vanity of Prince fame and Jackson chasing a bad guy fleeing in a car by running him down...ON FOOT. This miniature pays homage to his earlier films, like "Friday Foster."



This miniature nails the 70s-style look of an action hero of the genre: afro, open white shirt down to the navel, bell-bottom jeans, and huge gold medallion.



His name may be Horace, but we know who he really is:



Who's the black private dick / That's a sex machine to all the chicks? / HORACE! / Ya d*mn right!



Okay, maybe we'll just call him Action.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Deputy Wayne Tisdale (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Deputy Wayne Tisdale (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars Context is everything., May 18, 2014


Until recently, the modern sheriff archetype was more associated with Sheriff Andy Taylor of The Andy Griffith Show than the zombie apocalypse. But then The Walking Dead came along, and Sheriff Rick Grimes changed everything. Okay, so this is Deputy Wayne Tisdale, not Sheriff Wayne Tisdale, but you get the idea.



There's not too much about Tisdale that makes him a modern sheriff. He could fit in just about anywhere, with the exception of the walkie-talkie strapped to his belt. Just about any modern game that's not in an urban area could use a miniature like this.



Joke's on us though -- although you might think Tisdale is based off of more recent sheriff archetypes, the sheriff looks a lot like this guy, AKA Boss Hogg. Which makes Tisdale Rosco Purvis Coltrane. So by all accounts it looks like Reaper decided to market Tisdale separately from his fatter companion, and voila! Instant zombie action hero. Context is everything.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Bonnie (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Bonnie (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars a decent choice for a zombie game, but not so great in Bonesium, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Bonnie (1) Miniature (Toy)

If you know the "Resident Evil" film franchise then you've already met Bonnie. Her name is Alice. Given that Reaper decided to produce Gears of War-style miniature and a variety of zombie apocalypse survivors, it's inevitable that Bonnie would eventually show up. After all, what's a zombie apocalypse without a hot cloned babe to start dual-gunning her way through hordes of the undead?



Bonnie's loaded for bear, with two blades strapped to her back, shoulder holsters for two pistols, and a submachinegun in each hand. Her wrists are wrapped in some kind of cloth, and her jeans are cuffed tightly above her knees. She's moving fast too, with one foot off the ground. And that's where Reaper Bones gets messy.



Reaper's Bonesium is awesome for storing miniatures, painting miniatures, and if you're anything like me, frequently dropping miniatures. What it's not great is providing a strong structural framework for miniatures. Bonnie's one flimsy leg is not enough to keep her upright, and even if you do manage to straighten her out using the boiling water/freezing cold technique, she's just going to get warped again from rough handling.



Bonnie's a decent choice for a zombie game, but not so great in Bonesium.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Berkeley, Zombie Hunter (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Berkeley, Zombie Hunter (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Don't be a Berkeley. Use a shotgun instead., May 18, 2014


Do you have a zombie escape plan? If not, you should. But there's a saying in the apolcayptic survival biz that we use when people run for the obvious weapon established by Ashley J. Williams of "Evil Dead": Don't be a Berkeley. Why? We'll let TVTropes explain:



While cool, there are good reasons the chainsaw is not exactly the first choice among melee weapons in the real world; chainsaws are heavy and hard to swing with any degree of finesse, have poor reach compared to their weight, require fuel or an external power source, make a lot of noise, and will tear through the person wielding them just as cheerfully as the intended victim... Chainsaws are also prone to a phenomenon called "kickback" where one tooth of the blade contacts something without cutting it and the resulting shock throws the blade backwards violently, often right at the unfortunate operator's head; obviously, this is all the more likely to happen when they're being used as a weapon. The chain also runs the danger of snapping and whipping the user in the process. Fictional chainsaws also have the ability to start instantly, with one pull of the starter handle, unlike in Real Life where they require several pulls and most models will need to warm up for at least 30 seconds or they'll immediately die when you try to cut something. Most Real Life chainsaws also dull in seconds if they touch anything harder than wood. Finally, running out of fuel or suffering a broken chain or clutch will leave the erstwhile chainsaw maniac holding a big, unwieldy and rather useless club.



Worse, it appears Berkeley has not one but TWO perfectly serviceable blades on her person that remain sheathed. And oh yeah, there's a zombie hand trailing her torn-up pants, which means she ran through zombies to get this chainsaw that is of likely little use. She did think to wear a glove at least, so kudos on her for safety.



Julie Guthrie's sculpt unfortunately suffers in the conversion from metal to Bonesium. The zombie hand is little more than a blob near her foot (I didn't realize what it was until I saw the picture on the Reaper site) and her round face loses all detail to become a vague mask. Not recommended in Bones format.



Fighting zombies? Don't be a Berkeley. Use a shotgun instead.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: NOVA Corporate Security Guard

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


NOVA Corporate Security Guard by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars Did you know NOVA Corp also guards things?, May 18, 2014


NOVA Corp does a lot of things: shooting, missing, getting shot. But what most heroes don't realize is that NOVA Corp also guards things. Oh, yeah, they guard everything: priceless gems from other worlds, dangerous prisoners from other worlds, and visiting dignitaries from other worlds. If you're down on your luck and considering a career with NOVA, security guard might be a good fit.



Here are a list of skills you'll need to be a member of the prestigious security guard:

* Distracted by any sound, you will immediately investigate by yourself.

* You can be knocked unconscious with a tap to the head, even when wearing a helmet.

* You have no ability to distinguish anything out of the ordinary, including copies, fakes, doppelgangers, and people acting like they want to steal something from you who are poorly disguised.

* You never call for backup (who needs those stuck-up NOVA corp soldiers anyway?).



There's a much longer list, see TVTropes for more.



The dirty secret is that there's absolutely nothing that distinguishes a NOVA Corp soldier from a guard. The difference is all in their heads. A great companion sculpt to the soldier version, but don't tell them that.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Nova Corp Soldier RPR 50103

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Nova Corp Soldier RPR 50103 by Reaper


3.0 out of 5 stars Need a future soldier? You could do worse than Nova Corp., May 18, 2014

This review is from: Nova Corp Soldier RPR 50103 (Toy)

It's not easy being a soldier in Nova Corp. Oh sure, there's the hazard pay, the vacation time, and the merit-based increases that happen sporadically and without warning every couple of years, assuming you survive that long. But then there's the whole "getting shot by heroes" clause that's in your contract.

What? You didn't read that part? It's there, trust me, in the fine print at the end of page 287, Section C, part IV: Insurance. Yeah, there. Seems like insurance isn't something Nova Corp really offers, because there's a high mortality rate. Funny they didn't mention that when you signed up.



But don't worry, it's easy to advance. Most Nova Corp soldiers can't hit the broad side of a barn, which is why the officer test involves hitting the broad side of a barn. Rumor has it that they changed the test so you actually had to shoot it after Garvin Markus passed his test by running up to the barn and smacking it with his rifle.



Need a future soldier? You could do worse than Nova Corp.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Nova Corp

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Nova Corp: Female (3) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars You know your department has a diversity problem when part of your title begins with "female.", May 18, 2014


You know your department has a diversity problem when part of your title begins with "female." You can imagine how introductions might go for the token female of each department: Female Human Resources Specialist, Female Information Technology Engineer, Female Chief Financial Officer. "Male" isn't in Nova Corp titles because Nova Corp is a sausage-fest.



But whoever she is should get mad props for making it to officer in such a male-dominated environment. She has the usual kit of Nova Corp: environmental backpack, tear gas grenades, and the symbol of every officer -- a pistol. The one thing she didn't get was a badge.



It's odd that Ms. Officer has no badge on her chest like everyone else, including the male officers, have. It's possible they were concerned about having people look at her chest, but seems more likely that it was just an oversight. I painted it on my sculpt. Overall, a good female sci-fi trooper.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Garvin Markus, Nova Cor (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Garvin Markus, Nova Cor (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars Being a manager has its privileges, May 18, 2014


Garvin Markus is the only Nova Corp character who has any personality. He's not wearing his helmet, which is surely out of regulation, but he's a manager so that's okay. Being a manager has its privileges. And you know what THAT means:



"Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday to shoot up those shadowrunners, too. We, uhhh, lost some soldiers this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks. I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP..."



Despite the fact that he is most assuredly special, gets incentive pay, and has a staff of thousands, I painted him just like all the other Nova Corp team members in blue and white.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Nova Corp

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Nova Corp: Rifleman (3) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars Of all the Nova Corp employees, this one is the most generic, May 18, 2014


Nova Corp is the Reaper equivalent of a Stormtrooper, with the additional spin that it's a corporation, so that means these are not just guys who can't shoot straight, but office drones who work in cubes all day before they're allowed outside. Fired at will, they pretty much hoping somebody will kill them before they have to go back to work.



Of all the Nova Corp employees, this one is the most generic. He has the usual Nova Corp kit: the power/filtration unit strapped to his back, some grenades (that are most assuredly tear gas grenades or he would blown himself up by now), and of course the ubiquitous rifle.



I painted all my Nova Corp figs the same (what's the point otherwise?) in generic military blue with white accents, to make them look appropriately corporate.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Zalash, Dark Elf Assassin (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Zalash, Dark Elf Assassin (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars a suitable elf assassin, May 18, 2014


Have a little sympathy for poor Zalash. Sure, almost all assassins seems to use two blades, and Zalash is no different. The problem is EVERY drow in the Reaper line uses two weapons, including their warriors, which makes Zalash pretty much like everybody else. With his two wicked blades and tattered, holey cloak, Zalash doesn't have a whole lot going for him.



Zalash has the usual leather wraps that pass for armor. That said, sculptor Bobby Jackson still manages to make Zalash look like a drow with unique proportions. Of all the sculpts in this line, Zalash shows off his long limbs, making a striking silhouette.



Zalash makes a suitable elf assassin, although definitely an evil one.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Liela Mordollwen Dark Elf Sorceress Warlord Series

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Liela Mordollwen Dark Elf Sorceress Warlord Series by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars Any elf sorceress, May 18, 2014


Like Tierdeleria, Werner Klocke's sculpt is another matriarchal spellcaster who prioritizes cleavage over practicality. As a spellcaster she can be forgiven for wearing fewer clothes -- or really, any clothes at all -- with the exception of her fabulous shock of hair.



Of all the drow in the series, Liela has so much feathered hair that it look like a Native American headdress. She wields a sacrificial dagger in one hand and a gem-tipped staff in the other. She has the same hole-pitted cloak that other drow in the series have, because these drow don't seem to know how to clean their clothes.



There's nothing in particular about this sculpt that keeps her from being used as an elf sorceress, although she does have an undeniable wicked bent to her appearance.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Tierdeleira, Dark Elf Cleric (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Tierdeleira, Dark Elf Cleric (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars A great sculpt for any drow cleric, May 18, 2014


Anyone who knows drow knows that their matriarchal society of wicked priestesses are legendary for their cruelty and form-fitting chainmail. Since this sculpt is by Werner Klocke, Tierdeleira is legendary for another reason: her exposed bosom that screams "STAB ME!"



Despite her perhaps unwise choice of attire, it's hard to hold that feature against any drow, who seem to have a borderline S&M vibe going on with all their attire. Tierdeleria wields a mace in one hand and a shield in the other, with a spider-like symbol on the front. She wears a helmet with a huge shock of hair and, in keeping with the other drow, wears a tattered cloak that has a lot of holes in it.



The overall effect conveys a battle-weary priestess who has seen some action. A great sculpt for any drow cleric -- harder to use for generic elves with the spider symbol on her shield though.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Dark Elf Warrior (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Dark Elf Warrior (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars a great sculpt for any drow, May 18, 2014


One of the brilliant things about Bobby Jackson's elf sculpts is that they don't look like humans with pointed ears. This dark elf warrior is part of a line of long-limbed drow. Their armor is full of flourishes with plenty of leather wraps. This theme will continue with the entire dark elf line. In this case, the aforementioned warrior has two angular short swords at the ready.



I painted all the drow using a mixture of shades of purple, white hair, and black skin. It's difficult to paint leather straps on characters like this without some of the tools the professionals use, so I rely primarily on shading to make up the difference.



Although this miniature can really be for any elf (the long-limbed proportions are in line with other elf sculpts from Reaper), it's a great sculpt for any drow.



Michael J. Tresca gave 5 stars to: Clockwork Dragon

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Clockwork Dragon by Reaper Miniatures


5.0 out of 5 stars I cannot sufficiently express my affection for Vernaclox, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Clockwork Dragon (Toy)

In my first Advanced Dungeons & Dragons campaign, I actually used a construct from The Book of Wondrous Inventions, The Clockwork Dragon of Mai-Faddah. This dragon would go on to become central to the campaign, renamed Xavien's Clockwork Dragon, as various characters attempted to take control of it. The Clockwork Dragon became legendary in my multiyear campaign, and it's a fixture of my fantasy novels. There was never a model to accurately portray this dragon until now.



Here's the Pathfinder-compatible stats for Vernaclox:



Anyone who crawls inside finds twelve (unlabeled) levers: The device has the following characteristics: hp 200; hardness 15; Spd 90 ft., fly 300 ft. (poor); AC 19 (-1 size, +10 natural); Atk +12 melee bite (4d6+12), + 7 melee 2 claws (2d8+6), +7 melee tail slap (2d8+18); SA Crush (4d6+18);



Lever (1d12) Lever Function

1. Forward Cargo door release

2. Neck movement

3. Jump

4. Flying (fly speed)

5. Left front leg (claw attack)

6. Left legs (ground speed)

7. Tail movement (tail slap)

8. Right legs (ground speed)

9. Right front leg (claw attack)

10. Vertical flying direction

11. Head movement (bite)

12. Forward Cargo door release



Operating a lever is a full-round action, and no lever may be operated more than once per round. However, since two Medium characters can fit inside, the apparatus can move and attack in the same round.



I cannot sufficiently express my affection for Vernaclox. Julie Guthrie and Bob Ridolfi's effort pays off in every little detail, from the mechanical wings to the longsword-like tail. This is a unique sculpt unlike any other.



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Sinessa, Hellborn Sorceress (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Sinessa, Hellborn Sorceress (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars You could be forgiven for thinking that Sinessa's favorite sin is Lust, May 18, 2014


While Tiviel might be sexy-cute with her tiny horns and her midriff-bearing shirt, and Vaeloth looks like he's just come out of a twelve-step recovery program for evil knights, Sinessa's schtick is that she's evil. It's right there in her name. Sinessa's not here to make friends -- or maybe she is, if you're willing to trade your soul.



Bob Ridolfi's Sinessa sculpt also isn't that interested in clothes. As a sorceress she probably doesn't need much, Sinessa only wears what she needs to, and that ain't much: some bracers, a neck covering, a flimsy sculpted bra, a loincloth and some boots. Unlike Tiviel, Sinessa's horns are large and in charge.



You could be forgiven for thinking that Sinessa's favorite sin is Lust, but with the three-pronged staff that appears to be made from some unlucky fellow's spine, I think it's more likely Pride.