Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Exam

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Exam DVD ~ Luke Mably


4.0 out of 5 stars A Modern 'No Exit', December 3, 2014

This review is from: Exam (DVD)

"The Exam" is a minimalist single-room film that could easily be a one-act play. When one of the characters name-checks Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit, we know where this is going. For those not familiar with Sartre's play, three characters show up in the afterlife expecting to be tortured in hell, only to discover that they are stuck in a room with each other. Hell, they eventually conclude, is other people. Director Stuart Hazeldine flips the script: Hell may be other people, but it's the path to Heaven.



Instead of three characters we have eight. They are there to take a test in what can only be described as the world's worst job interview. It starts with some terse instructions from the Invigilator (Colin Salmon) about the rules: 80 minutes, one question, and they are not to talk to the Invigilator (watching on security cameras), the armed guard, spoil their paper, or leave the room. To break any of the rules is to be immediately disqualified and tossed out into the real world, which from the dialogue of the interviewees appears to be an awful place suffering from a pandemic.



The film breaks the characters down, "Reservoir Dogs"-style, into archetypes by color. There's the unctuous soldier/gambler Brown (Jimi Mistry), the icy Blonde (Nathalie Cox), the noble Black (Chukwudi Iwuji), the scheming Brunette (Polyanna McIntosh), the analytical Dark (Adar Beck), the hyper-aggressive alpha male White (Luke Mably), and the unresponsive Deaf (John Lloyd Fillingham). There's a ninth character, the guard (Chris Carey) who is perhaps more important than all of them. He takes the role of the bellhop in No Exit, a mannequin that seemingly has no purpose but is as much a part of the room as the furniture.



Nothing in "The Exam" is an accident. Every item on screen is relevant. Like No Exit, there's a paper knife equivalent that is presumably there for some other purpose but, because of humanity's basest instincts, is ultimately used for violence. "The Exam" spins conspiracy theories with glee and allows its interviewees to dive down the rabbit hole. There's nothing on the sheet, so how do you beat the exam? Does winning constitute beating the abstract concept of the exam itself, or just defeating all the competitors? Do you even have to? Is there even an exam?



"The Exam" is as much nightmare as it is scathing critique of the business world as its cutthroat worst. Or at least, that's how it seems until the very end, when it becomes clear that this is all for a more noble purpose. It is a "harrowing of hell" that has a more complete (if less existentialist) ending than Sartre's work. And that's okay. As a sci-fi film in just one room, it manages to spin more drama out of 80 minutes and eight people than most big-budget movies.



Monday, December 1, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 5 stars to: Big Hero 6

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Big Hero 6 Amazon Instant Video ~ Scott Adsit


5.0 out of 5 stars Science is the real hero, December 1, 2014

This review is from: Big Hero 6 (Amazon Instant Video)

My family is well-acquainted with the Man of Action team of writers from their work on the Generator Rex, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Marvel's Avengers Assemble cartoons, so we were excited to see their movie debut with "Big Hero 6." My seven-year-old boy was not disappointed.



That said, the film isn't quite about what you might think from the trailers. It's not so much "a boy and his robot" as it is "a boy helps form a super-science hero team, one of which happens to be a robot." "Big Hero 6" doesn't refer to a person, it refers to the team of six heroes, all of them powered by cutting-edge sci-fi technology. One of the powerful and welcome messages that comes through in this film is that the pursuit of science is important, but it is only as good or bad as the person wielding it.



Hiro Hamada (Ryan Potter) is a 13-year-old robotics genius who lives with his Aunt Cass (Maya Rudolph) and older brother Tadashi (Daniel Henney). Hiro is fond of engaging in illegal robot fighting to earn some money, which Tadashi recognizes is the wrong path for a prodigy like his little brother. He encourages Hiro to apply to the robotics lab at Tadashi's university, where the entrance exam is determined by a science competition. Hiro enters his nanobots.



Nanobots are game-changers and the power Hiro demonstrates is both breathtaking and terrifying. It's not long before a fire breaks out at the competition, a tragedy that results in the loss of the nanobots. Hiro mopes about, listless, until he accidentally stumbles upon Tadashi's crowning achievement: Baymax, an inflatable medical robot dedicated to helping people. You can see where this is going, right?



Hiro slowly unravels the mystery behind the fire -- BIG SPOILER 6! It was no accident -- and creates a team of superheroes by retrofitting Baymax and drawing on the collective genius of Tadashi's colleagues. There's Fed (T.J. Miller) the stoner who likes kaiju movies with a fire-breathing suit to match; Gogo Tomago (Jamie Chung) who uses electromagnetic wheels as skates and weapons; Wasabi (Damon Wayans) who wields laser cutters on his forearms; and Honey Lemon (Genesis Rodriguez) who has a purse-full of sticky goo bombs.



The heart of the movie revolves around Baymax. He is a soft, huggable helper spawned from the ideals of Tadashi -- but his armor and weapons are all Hiro's youthful rage. Baymax waffles between these two ideologies throughout the film, but it's ultimately Hiro's choice to be a hero.



The superhero tropes don't always make sense (Wasabi's laser hands seem like the worst power) but it's easy to overlook in light of the beautifully rendered, diverse futurescape that is San Fransokyo. It also features a kid who overcomes his challenges with science. My son gave it five stars.



Monday, November 24, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Dank Cells, The

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Dank Cells, The by Pre-Painted Fantasy Terrain 28mm


4.0 out of 5 stars A tough cell, November 24, 2014

This review is from: Dank Cells, The (Sports)

Talien (AKA Tal) the satyr paladin and Maleficent (AKA Mal) the half-fiend/half-fey sorceress are scoping out the set of their new show -- with a special look at Legendary Realms' terrain, Dank Dungeon Cells and Accessory Pack.



Tal: I like this place. It has character. I think it will make a great new set for our upcoming super secret new show.



Mal: No.



Tal: Oh come on, Keep an open mind! Look at this place -- it has doors, beds...



Mal: ONE bed. This is a dungeon, you realize? It's right there in the title. DUNG-eon. Notice the first part. And the buckets in each cell. Ugh.



Tal: I prefer to think of it as a bunch of cozy studio apartments.



Mal: Are you a vagrant? Because only a homeless person would think that.



Tal: But look at how much the place has improved! The production crew has done an amazing job of painting this to resemble the Dwarven Forge tiles.



Mal: So basically, this place is less uglier than it started. That's not really an improvement.



Tal: Look at this luxurious bed...



Mal: I can't stop looking at the ten buckets.



Tal: Well you need to go somewhere...



Mal: There are only six cells, unless you count the seventh SUPER-SPACIOUS cell that barely fits the bed in it. I say again: TEN BUCKETS.



Tal: And these steel doors. The detail!



Mal: You do realize that there are no windows in them? It's pitch black when you close the door.



Tal: I like it dark when I sleep.



Mal: And during the day?



Tal: It's very secure.



Mal: You're just not going to give up are you?



Tal: I can do this all day.



Mal: Okay fine.



Tal: Fine let's use this set?



Mal: No. Fine, I'm not doing this with you. Pick another set or I'm not doing your stupid show.



Tal: Well, I knew it was a tough "cell." Get it?



Mal: ...



Tal: Wow you must really be angry. On to the next set!



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Wizard's Scrying Chamber

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Wizard's Scrying Chamber by Pre-Painted Fantasy Terrain 28mm


3.0 out of 5 stars Beware the algae!, November 24, 2014

This review is from: Wizard's Scrying Chamber (Toy)

Talien (AKA Tal) the satyr paladin and Maleficent (AKA Mal) the half-fiend/half-fey sorceress are scoping out the set of their new show -- with a special look at Legendary Realms' terrain, Arcane Scrying Chamber and Accessory Pack.



Tal: Okay, so maybe the Dark Dungeon Cells wasn't your cup of tea, but this place...



Mal: What's that smell?



Tal: Look at that majestic fountain!



Mal: You realize you have to clean the fountain. What's that in the fountain?



Tal: The beautiful green patina?



Mal: That's algae. Gross.



Tal: And look at all this reading material! What beautiful craftsmanship on this bookshelf. It would make a nice backdrop for--



Mal: I don't think so.



Tal: Well you can at least scry on people. Wouldn't that be fun?



Mal: We can't fit large guests in the room. And it still smells like wet dog in here. Or is that wet goat?



Tal: Believe it or not, I am not the cause of your nasal distress today.



Mal: Today.



Tal: So no on this room?



Mal: You almost sold me on the algae-covered fountain that hasn't been turned on in centuries.



Tal: Is that a no? I can't tell anymore. Where are you going? Okay, so that's a no...



Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Deadrising 3 Sledgesaw Hammer Pen Miniature Replica October 2014 Lootcrate Exclusive

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Deadrising 3 Sledgesaw Hammer Pen Miniature Replica October 2014 Lootcrate Exclusive by Capcom


4.0 out of 5 stars a nice conversation piece at your desk, November 24, 2014


Loot Crate is a monthly service in which you receive geek-friendly merchandise at a discount, grouped around a particular theme. This month’s theme was Fear, which is an opportunity to throw in everything about monsters and zombies the Loot Crate team could think of. I divvy up the Crate amongst my seven-year-old boy and four-year-old girl. This pen is the highlight of the set, a cobbled-together weapon that's also a pen from the video game Dead Rising. This quote from my review of the first game summarizes my love/hate relationship with Dead Rising:



"DAY 44: I did it! I beat the main bad guy by spinning around like a top, backslapping the bad guy with what has to be the stupidest move in gaming combat history. But I beat Dead Rising! Take that, only-one-save slot! Take that, crashing-all-the-time processor! Take that, stupid forced story-timeline! I did it! I did it! Did I mention I love this game?"



Dead Rising is known for taking Ash's insane gadgetry from the "Evil Dead" series (and "Army of Darkness" specifically) and applying it to the zombie game genre. And what more could you ask for than a buzzsaw connected to a sledgehammer? Practical, amIrite?



Anyway, the buzzsaw doesn't spin. It's the first thing I tried to do when I opened the box. My son did the same thing, so it seems like the natural response to seeing a buzzsaw is testing if it moves with your finger. The pen disconnects so that the buzzsaw acts as the cover, and the sledgehammer is the pen. This is a little impractical -- the buzzsaw is easy to lose as it doesn't go on the other end of the sledgehammer. The pen is also very light. But on the plus side you can whack your coworkers in the forehead with this faux sledgehammer and not do any damage. Cons include the pen being useless against zombies.



I like it. Not sure how much I'll use it, but it makes for a nice conversation piece at your desk.



Michael J. Tresca gave 1 star to: Mega Man Mini Helmet Replica Grey Nov Loot Crate Exclusive Capcom Smash Bros.

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Mega Man Mini Helmet Replica Grey Nov Loot Crate Exclusive Capcom Smash Bros.


1.0 out of 5 stars Where's the rest of him?, November 24, 2014


Loot Crate is a monthly service in which you receive geek-friendly merchandise at a discount, grouped around a particular theme. This month’s theme was Battle, which is pretty much a video game focus on a handful of first-person shooters and scrolling beat-em-ups. I divvy up the Crate amongst my seven-year-old boy and four-year-old girl. The girl wanted the helmet...until she opened the box.



As my daughter put it, "where's the rest of him?" This is another one of those collectibles, like the coin, that doesn't really do anything. For a crate all about battling, there's a remarkable number of non-functioning items, and this helmet is a new low. It's not a Mega Man figure, it's just his helmet. That's it. Just a helmet.



Oh you can get a variety of Mega Man 2 colors (red, green, blue, gray), but it's JUST A HELMET. It comes with a stand, so you can show your helmet off. You can't play with this (or even beat someone up with it, although I suppose if you chuck it at a sibling hard enough it will make a dent), so it gets one star.



Michael J. Tresca gave 5 stars to: Ninjas Vs Pirates Lootcrate November Shirt Medium

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Ninjas Vs Pirates Lootcrate November Shirt Medium


5.0 out of 5 stars For fans of pirates. Or ninjas. Or both., November 24, 2014


Loot Crate is a monthly service in which you receive geek-friendly merchandise at a discount, grouped around a particular theme. This month’s theme was Battle, which is pretty much a video game focus on a handful of first-person shooters and scrolling beat-em-ups. I divvy up the Crate amongst my seven-year-old boy and four-year-old girl. The boy immediately seized this shirt and ran away with it.



Long-time Loot Crate fans have seen this before. It's basically a character made out of words. In this case, it's two different characters put together, so you get two different sets of words in the shape of pirates and ninjas. For a seven-year-old boy, this is pretty much nirvana -- even if the shirt is practically dress-sized on him (when are you going to offer kids sizes, Loot Crate?).



If you're not a fan of ninjas and pirates, you won't like this shirt. Then again, if you don't like at least one of those archetypes, why are you subscribing to Loot Crate? The boy gave it five stars.