Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Godzilla (2014)

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Godzilla (2014) DVD ~ Aaron Taylor-Johnson


4.0 out of 5 stars Getting the big things right, May 28, 2014

This review is from: Godzilla (2014) (DVD)

First, the good things: “Godzilla” has learned from its predecessors to nail all the elements that King of All Monsters true to his origins. He’s big, he fights monsters, and yes he breathes radioactive flames. It seems Godzilla and other giant prehistoric beasts like him feed off radiation and emit electromagnetic pulses, which has the dual effect of making the monster modern and uniquely immune to modern tactics.



But this is a movie interested in going beyond Godzilla’s story to tell our own: through Hurricane Katrina, the Northeast Black Out of 2003, and the 2011 Tohoku earthquake/tsunami/Fukushima nuclear accident. Taken separately, any one of those mass horrors would be inconceivable. But now Godzilla seems comforting in comparison, a convenient scapegoat for why bad things happen to good people.



“Godzilla” humanizes the titular monster by bringing his presence down to human scale; forget his atomic breath, tidal waves wreak havoc when he steps out of the ocean. The Brody family is at the center of it all, first with atomic plant supervisor Joe (Bryan Cranston) and his wife Sandra (Juliette Binoche) and then later with their adult son Ford (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), an explosive ordinance disposal officer. But we we’re watching the movie to see monsters fight, and after a long series of teases where Godzilla retreats into the massive debris clouds, we finally get some kaiju action.



Godzilla’s foe is a Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism (MUTO) that has the aforementioned appetite and powers of a monster feeding off the radiation of the Earth deep below ground. This means that any nuclear weapon a tasty snack for pregnant MUTOs (there’s a breeding pair) to consume, which makes them very interested in human affairs. What ensues is a game of nuclear football between the American military, the MUTOs, and Godzilla.



Along the way Ken Watanabe as Ishiro Sedrizawa stares cryptically into space while muttering about alpha predators and the natural world, the military fires uselessly at 300+ feet tall monsters, and two critters that look an awful lot like Cloverfield often pop up out of nowhere. There are moments where “Godzilla” stretches the bounds of the realistic terror it tries to impose -- like when an explosive ordinance disposal officer knows how to perform a HALO drop – but then we hear that Godzilla roar and all is forgiven. This is a reboot worthy of the franchise.



Sunday, May 18, 2014

Michael J. Tresca gave 4 stars to: Seoni (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Seoni (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


4.0 out of 5 stars I would have thought Seoni was a druid, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Seoni (1) Miniature (Toy)

At first glance, I would have thought Seoni was a druid. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but it might have something to do with the flowing attire and staff she's wielding. Wielding a staff usually the figure is a caster, but since she doesn't have a broad-brimmed hat or flowing robes, druid seems like the next logical choice. No matter, Bob Ridolfi's sculpt follows Wayne Reynold's (WAR) art closely, although in fact she's in a far more dynamic than WAR's.



As always, WAR has a lot of sleeves that cover wrists and ankles and seem impractically attached. This isn't obvious when Seoni stands still, but in a pose like this miniature, it looks like her clothes might just slough off her any second.



Despite those quibbles, Seoni's pose makes her an interesting miniature that stands out from the typical sorceresses and druid types.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Valeros (1) Miniature

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Valeros (1) Miniature by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars his massive mug keeps smacking him in the groin, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Valeros (1) Miniature (Toy)

Valeros is angry. Bobby Jackson's sculpt makes it clear that he wants to kill somebody with his longsword and short blade. His picture is considerably less dynamic than this sculpt, which shows a pensive Valeros thinking about drinking. The sculpt is definitely post-drink, and it's highly likely the reason that Valeros is so mad is his massive mug keeps smacking him in the groin.



This is one of those cases were the sculpt is an improvement over the original art. Despite his impractical attire (Valeros will use two blades but not put his mug in a safe place), it's a fun sculpt.



Michael J. Tresca gave 3 stars to: Amiri, Iconic Female Human Barbarian

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Amiri, Iconic Female Human Barbarian by Reaper Miniatures


3.0 out of 5 stars nothing about her that screams barbarian, May 18, 2014


Amiri is one of Pathfinder's many iconic characters, picking up where Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 left off. Iconics have been sorely lacking of late, and they embody an opportunity to easily summarize what a class or race is all about just by looking at them. And Amiri's case, it's apparently watching a lot of anime.



Amiri, created by Wayne Reynolds (WAR), has all the trademarks of WAR, including a lack of visible ankles or wrists. She wears impractical piecemeal armor that leaves her stomach vulnerable, which seems like a bad idea -- but it's okay, she's a barbarian. The real issue though isn't her poor clothing choice but her massive blade that's bigger than her.



Amiri's not a bad sculpt, but there's nothing about her that screams barbarian. That's not the fault of the sculpt so much as WAR's, but it still makes for a curious sculpt.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Beetle Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Beetle Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Painting them blue and gold certainly made them look cool., May 18, 2014


The scarab beetle swarm isn't all that common -- it's a staple of mummy bad guys everywhere. So while it's a welcome sculpt, it suffers from the same problem all of Reaper's "swarm" sculpts have -- it's not large enough to qualify as a swarm. Additionally, there's not really much of a need for scarab beetle swarms.



Painting them blue and gold certainly made them look cool.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Not a great sculpt and too small to be very useful, May 18, 2014

This review is from: Vermin - Rat Swarm MINT/New (Toy)

This sculpt, like the spider swarm, suffers from the same problem: it's too small to stand in as a swarm. Swarms are ten-foot square in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5, so you'd need four to create a suitable swarm and you unfortunately only get two. The rats are suitably detailed, if a little chaotic -- it can become difficult when painting the swarm as to where one rat's tail ends and another begins.



Not a great sculpt and too small to be very useful.



Michael J. Tresca gave 2 stars to: Vermin - Spider Swarm MINT/New

Michael J. Tresca reviewed:


Vermin - Spider Swarm MINT/New by Reaper Miniatures


2.0 out of 5 stars Adorable, May 18, 2014


The first problem with any swarms in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 is that they are all ten-feet square. This means that all miniatures that are swarms are not as large as they should be, because 1) the sculptor probably got tired, and 2) it's a solid mass of costly plastic/metal to create the miniature. In short, most miniatures fall far short of being suitable for use in D&D.



This spider swarm doesn't deviate from that formula. As a swarm, it's only 1-inch. But it's filled with cute spiders of all sorts, including one little spider piggybacking on a larger one. For a spider swarm, it's rather adorable.



Not particularly scary, not the right size, but a fun sculpt nonetheless.