Michael J. Tresca reviewed:
NOVA Corporate Security Guard
This review is from: NOVA Corporate Security Guard (Toy)
NOVA Corp does a lot of things: shooting, missing, getting shot. But what most heroes don't realize is that NOVA Corp also guards things. Oh, yeah, they guard everything: priceless gems from other worlds, dangerous prisoners from other worlds, and visiting dignitaries from other worlds. If you're down on your luck and considering a career with NOVA, security guard might be a good fit.
Here are a list of skills you'll need to be a member of the prestigious security guard:
* Distracted by any sound, you will immediately investigate by yourself.
* You can be knocked unconscious with a tap to the head, even when wearing a helmet.
* You have no ability to distinguish anything out of the ordinary, including copies, fakes, doppelgangers, and people acting like they want to steal something from you who are poorly disguised.
* You never call for backup (who needs those stuck-up NOVA corp soldiers anyway?).
There's a much longer list, see TVTropes for more.
The dirty secret is that there's absolutely nothing that distinguishes a NOVA Corp soldier from a guard. The difference is all in their heads. A great companion sculpt to the soldier version, but don't tell them that.
Here are a list of skills you'll need to be a member of the prestigious security guard:
* Distracted by any sound, you will immediately investigate by yourself.
* You can be knocked unconscious with a tap to the head, even when wearing a helmet.
* You have no ability to distinguish anything out of the ordinary, including copies, fakes, doppelgangers, and people acting like they want to steal something from you who are poorly disguised.
* You never call for backup (who needs those stuck-up NOVA corp soldiers anyway?).
There's a much longer list, see TVTropes for more.
The dirty secret is that there's absolutely nothing that distinguishes a NOVA Corp soldier from a guard. The difference is all in their heads. A great companion sculpt to the soldier version, but don't tell them that.
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