Michael J. Tresca reviewed:
Wizard's Scrying Chamber
This review is from: Wizard's Scrying Chamber (Toy)
Talien (AKA Tal) the satyr paladin and Maleficent (AKA Mal) the half-fiend/half-fey sorceress are scoping out the set of their new show -- with a special look at Legendary Realms' terrain, Arcane Scrying Chamber and Accessory Pack.
Tal: Okay, so maybe the Dark Dungeon Cells wasn't your cup of tea, but this place...
Mal: What's that smell?
Tal: Look at that majestic fountain!
Mal: You realize you have to clean the fountain. What's that in the fountain?
Tal: The beautiful green patina?
Mal: That's algae. Gross.
Tal: And look at all this reading material! What beautiful craftsmanship on this bookshelf. It would make a nice backdrop for--
Mal: I don't think so.
Tal: Well you can at least scry on people. Wouldn't that be fun?
Mal: We can't fit large guests in the room. And it still smells like wet dog in here. Or is that wet goat?
Tal: Believe it or not, I am not the cause of your nasal distress today.
Mal: Today.
Tal: So no on this room?
Mal: You almost sold me on the algae-covered fountain that hasn't been turned on in centuries.
Tal: Is that a no? I can't tell anymore. Where are you going? Okay, so that's a no...
Tal: Okay, so maybe the Dark Dungeon Cells wasn't your cup of tea, but this place...
Mal: What's that smell?
Tal: Look at that majestic fountain!
Mal: You realize you have to clean the fountain. What's that in the fountain?
Tal: The beautiful green patina?
Mal: That's algae. Gross.
Tal: And look at all this reading material! What beautiful craftsmanship on this bookshelf. It would make a nice backdrop for--
Mal: I don't think so.
Tal: Well you can at least scry on people. Wouldn't that be fun?
Mal: We can't fit large guests in the room. And it still smells like wet dog in here. Or is that wet goat?
Tal: Believe it or not, I am not the cause of your nasal distress today.
Mal: Today.
Tal: So no on this room?
Mal: You almost sold me on the algae-covered fountain that hasn't been turned on in centuries.
Tal: Is that a no? I can't tell anymore. Where are you going? Okay, so that's a no...
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